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I am IlCapo in Torn and I'm playing the game for a week.
I'm a 16 year old male from the Netherlands and I'm studying Economics & Management.

Don't know if I have anything else to say :p.

IlCapo [1474682]

*grins sheepishly*

Moved

I really would have expected that you knew the forum setup, considering it's your own design...

 

Life holds a promise for everyone!

Time for another graphics contest.

The assignment:

Design a company image for a theater called "Theater of Life"

Elements which will earn bonus points when included:
-Specials:
# Stagecraft (Extra Experience per job point)
# Dramatics (Stealth increased)
# Masked (Cannot be targeted by spys)
- Motto:
Of the Theater of Life, you cannot preread the script
- Animation

Best image is rewarded with 5 XANAX

Fineprint:
Minimum of 5 individual participants before prize is given out
You can submit as many designs as you like.
I am not liable for any side effects of irresponsible drug-use.

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ... couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.

Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme.

Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

Thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired because I wasn't up to it.

So then I got a job in a gymnasium (work-out-center), but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

SO I RETIRED AND I FOUND I AM A PERFECT FIT FOR THE JOB!

Same goes for posting here... sort of.... I think...

right?

But it also needs to be intresting xD

This game is currently looking for staff so if you are good with programming you might want to check out this game